Welcome to Talk Back Tees! Quotations, aphorisms and witticisms screen printed on 100% cotton t-shirts.

Wear words that reflect your thoughts instead of corporate slogans and logos.

I've seen the truth and it doesn't make sense.

A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart -

Too many evangelicals, too few lions.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde -

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

Politicians. Building bridges where there are no rivers.

I am my hair.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain -

You've got to take the bitter with the sour. - Samuel Goldwyn -

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Chairman of the bored.

Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich.

War begins with dubya.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

Include me out. - Samuel Goldwyn -

Anything war can do, peace can do better. - Bishop Desmond Tutu -

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant -

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